Mekong Delta – the tour guide who could read the future

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An hour and a half away by bus from the hustle and bustle of Ho Chi Minh City, I booked this day trip to My Tho the previous evening after having realized once again how little did I read about this country before boarding my flight to Asia. One of the pluses of traveling alone is that you have more chances of being added to a tour even when you book late. ‘It should be enough to get me a feel of the Mekong’, I thought, ‘until my next visit’.

Originating from the Tibetan Plateau and running through a part of China, Burma, Laos, Thailand, Cambodia and Vietnam, the mighty Mekong is one of the largest rivers in the world, so large that it has two tides a day.

The Mekong River - where everything floats: houses, boats, markets, etc.

My Tho lies on the left side of the river and is the first city you reach when heading down to its Delta. Though it was founded by Chinese refugees who fled Taiwan back in the 1680’s, the Chinese population is small today having been forced out by the Vietnamese government in the late 1970’s. This was a history bit.  

The thing with arranged tours is that you have to follow a set program, which was not bad on this trip -diversified and fast enough to eliminate the boredom factor. It included a stroll in the market, a visit to the coconut candy workshop and a bee farm, a sampan ride through mangrove swamps, another boat ride through side canals and finally a stop for a local lunch, all giving a glimpse of the typical Mekong Delta rural life.

The market in My Tho

Pick up point for the sampan ride all the way to where our boat is waiting in the river

Could there exist a fakER smile? ... thinking 'it's your only chance to prove to the world that you did it, c'mon, CHEEEEERS'

Now, I may not be the first to volunteer to carrying a python around my neck. As a matter of fact, not only was I the last, I went so far as to ask for extra time to make up my mind. With my ‘I am thinking about whether I go for it or not’, it seemed I unintentionally managed to baffle the guide, snake handler and around 7 of the group who looked at me as if they never experienced hesitation before!

I may neither be someone who’d give her full attention to the explanation of rice making in the Mekong Delta –regardless whether this area made of Vietnam one of the largest rice exporters in the world, the nation of rice omelette, rice porridge, rice wine, rice noodle soup, you name it.  

But I definitely am the first one to drop it all –bag, money, ID, books, map- and jump in less than a second from the rear end of the bus when the tour guide asks if someone is interested in palm reading on the way back to HCMC. My only concern was: ‘which hand do you need, the left or the right one?’

What he said:

– I already shifted my career path once and will do it one more time before I settle ( true)

– I will earn lots of respect with whatever I will be doing next career wise (crossing fingers)

– I like the art (true)

– I walk in nature when I am looking for answers (very true)

– I look strong to most but am like marshmallows inside (damn true)

– I will get married in my thirties, that’s when I will find love (crossing fingers)

– My finances will always be enough to afford myself a decent life (no millions for me damnit 😦 )

– He refused to answer the children question and did the same later with everyone else (shame I could’ve used some help on this subject which is pretty confusing to me)

– When pushed by the few around me to answer the question of the rich husband, he looked at me and said ‘this is not what makes you happy, you’re looking for a soul mate’

I felt tears forming up so quickly I had to stand up all of a sudden, dismiss them for later, just later and enforce the enthusiasm I had started showing right before that last question -an enthusiasm which as usual gets everyone on board, wherever I am so why would Asia be any different.

The guide was good, so good a guy next to me (read this well ‘A GUY’) was mumbling ‘we need to give him a good tip’. And so we did!

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18 responses »

  1. Loved your blog! We need to plan a trip together soon!!! Yalla, we just need to place an order for Mr. right 🙂 😛

  2. Hi Ann,

    I got to hand it to you.
    Your blogs are getting better and better. A detailled description of the location and experience with a twist of personal input.

    When will you start doing it on a full time basis? I suggest that you start intiating contacts with some travel guides publishers.

    Hope to see you soon.

    Cheers,

    Bassam

    • Ah Bassam, I didn’t think anyone would appreciate the personal twist to the posts; I’ve been doing the same since I started this blog, hoping someone would notice/like it 😀

      I am hoping to get there soon and I’m currently taking writing courses.

      God, I so love your comment xx.

    • Lol you must be seeing sthg in me i can’t see myself 😛 if only i get an answer from the heavens on this, a clear yes or no 😛

      Thank you for the support once again, SA must be boring you to death huh? 😛

      See you soon, oh shit, forgot to book, will do it now!

    • Hmmm not sure about the clear mind part 😛

      Best travel mate, best listening to all your repetitive shit mate, best tolerant mate, best advice giving mate to whom you never listen, etc. i think i have the chance to more than one nomination with you haha.

  3. Well written post. Sounds like you had a good trip. I like the questions you asked the palm reader, though you’ve been asking some of these questions as long as I’ve known you online. Maybe when you come to the US you and I should meet. But NOT in New York. LOL

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